February 2012
30 posts
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ok aleyna is on this whole rick-santorum-is-totally-gay craze and it’s giving me a whole new meaning to life
your god isn’t any better than my god.
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why is black history month the shortest one of all hey that’s not fair :(
africans:
girls don’t actually care about sports they only pretend to like them so men like them
same with video games, action movies and giving blow jobs
starwarsappreciation:
If your favorite isn’t Empire or A New Hope you’ve probably just been watching the movies wrong or something.
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you guys are stupid your chats aren’t even funny stoP
if edward cullen doesn’t have blood in his veins how does he get hard what does his penis even look llike
hey i have a helpful solution to you not having any loyal friends who like you as a person but i don’t think you could manage it because it involves not being such a complete twat
me: *gets 6+ hours of sleep*
me: *cant function and falls asleep in class*
me: *gets 3 hours of sleep*
me: *discovers cure for cancer and ends poverty everywhere*
January 2012
122 posts
1 tag
"oh, you definitely get asks"
what does that even mean are you threatening me
Anonymous asked: Oh, you definitely get asks
“Pretty Little Liars<3(:”
– annoying facebook girls
aw dick van dyke is perfect :)
octopussoir-:
I hate repeating myself
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larnikins
“whatever sweetie (:”
– teen girls during an argument on facebook (via cyst)
